Boise State Vs. Virginia Tech: The Hokies Stay In the Game

Virginia Tech ended a nice scoring opportunity when someone hit the switch on Tyrod Taylor’s back that controls "Good Tyrod" and "Bad Tyrod" and knocked it into "Bad Tyrod." Thus commenced some aimless lateral running, a forfeiture of good field position, and a continuation of our role reversal theme as VT’s kicker, not Boise’s, missed a field goal off the left hash.

Yet somehow, VT stays alive through more spontaneous and baffling incompetence, this time from Boise. A forced fumble followed for the Broncos, who bumrushed Taylor on a semi-busted play in the ensuing series. This time, the aimless lateral scrambling worked, and he hit a receiver in stride for six. 20-14 deep in the second to cash in another improv’d Tyrod Taylor Brand Mega Millions ticket of football randomness.

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