2011 NFL Draft Choose Your Own Adventure: Page 23; You're Not Interested In Cam Newton

You are still undecided about the NFL Draft and wish to shop further, Owner/GM of an NFL team. 

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My, it's hard to concentrate in this office. Maybe they shouldn't put all this golf everywhere. Secretary! Clean up all this golf. Wait, you're not my secretary. You are a five-iron, and couldn't possibly do anything about this because you are a golf club, and maybe I should ask my doctor about the contraindications of my new antidepressants and alcohol.

Isn't that right, golf club?

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Yes it is, sir. You should always ask about medications and their interactions with alcohol.

Well, aren't you smart. Is that blood?

That's not important right now. What's important is your next pick in the draft.

You're right, talking golf club with...teeth? Jesus, you're scary.

As scary as relying on Todd McShay for a solid first round pick?

You have me there. Talk to me.

Well, it depends on who you want to know about.

Wait, why should I listen to you?

Jerry Jones has for years, and he's not doing too badly, is he?

I knew it!

To ask Talking Golf Club, Draft Expert, about what you'll be getting in Blaine Gabbert, go to page 64.

To ask Talking Golf Club, Draft Expert, about what you'll be getting in Ryan Mallett, go to page 42

To ask Talking Golf Club, Draft Expert, about what you can get on defense instead of all these quarterbacks, turn to page 92.

To say, "Hey, you're a talking golf club, and not real, so you shut up, you," go to page 9.

To start your adventure over, go back to page 1.

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