I'd really like to recap every single one of the eighteen or so movie commercials being aired during the 2011 Super Bowl, but there are eighteen of them being advertised, and eighteen is a huge number of videos. So in order to consolidate them by category and number, let's just put them on a quadrant graph by trait and let you pick the ones you like.
Obviously we had to fudge a few of these to fit into tidy categories. Drive Angry is under "talking animals" because really, isn't Nicolas Cage classifiable as a talking animal now? Calling him human just doesn't do him justice anymore, and I mean that in the best possible way. Ditto for "The Eagle," because Channing Tatum and his movies fall into the "talking animal" category, too.
If you took out futures betting on "Aliens" over "Comic Book Heroes" for 2011, please cash your winning ticket at the next available window, please, since there seems to be a glut of them over there. Please note that Justin Bieber's over there. That is an accurate categorization, and we will not argue this point.