Forget Chrysler Commercials, Detroit Needs A RoboCop Statue

Chrysler's "Imported From Detroit" Super Bowl Ad stole the show Sunday night, but more importantly it told the rest of America that Detroit was a city on the mend. Even better, Detroit is a city with an eye on tomorrow.

As such, the time is right for the city of Detroit to erect a beacon of hope for the all of its citizens to look up to. A state of the city's finest public servant that would instill a sense of pride, hope and a future with full of cyborgs.

The time is right for Detroit to erect a statue of RoboCop.

I mean, really, is it any crazier that Philadelphia actually building a statue of Rocky?

Former Syracuse & Piston star and current Detroit Mayor, Dave Bing, has heard your requests for a RoboCop statue. And he is...not interested.

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Harrumph. No truth to the rumor that Chrysler is using the goodwill it garnered from its Super Bowl ad to begin production of the ED-209 series.

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