During some sort of rapidly cut NFL Network sitaround, Joe Theismann’s list of the New England Patriots offensive weaponry was cut short by a slip of the tongue that prompted Deion Sanders to bust up in a contagious and debilitating manner. Turn your volume up a tad:
Accidentally calling Danny Woodhead by his Canadian name is funny and all, but do we really need to go unconscious for an entire minute with laughter, gentlemen?
Consider the poor Pro Bowl special teamers ticker at the bottom of the screen, which cannot join in on your joke. It has so many filthy puns it would like to use while rattling off the names of Billy Cundiff and Eric Weems, but there’s no time. The ticker nearly lost it on Shane Lechler, though.