You might really like to make fun of Europe and all things European. It’s what Americans like to do. We say things like, “Ha, you with your health care, and your fine cheeses, and your convenient public transportation and low rates of obesity.” Then we just crank the Linkin Park and nod when they try to respond, because that’s what rap-rock was designed to do: drown out the complaints of the world (and to kill the scourge of music critics, who have all been dead since 2001.)
↵It’s good that we can’t hear what they’re saying over the sound of “Butterfly” by Crazy Town. (Did you date a girl/guy who liked this song? If so, it was because they were dumb, and therefore probably beautiful.) They can’t speak proper English anyway, and also if we could hear them we’d always lose one part of the argument: the part where they bring up how incredible F1 cars truly are.
↵This is a real time overlap of Gran Turismo cars and F1 machines on the Eau Rouge section of the Circuit de Spa-Francorchamps. The F1 machines, for the uninitiated, are the things moving way faster and making a noise like an industrial power drill at full power.
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(Via Fark.) Europe, you’d win this one…if we could hear you over this sweet 311 we’re blasting. Omaha, stand up!