How do I know the 2011 Under Armour Senior Bowl is the important one? There are so many postseason all-star games for seniors!
It has Under Armour right there in the name!
Is there a website available with more information on this game that looks like it was pieced together from five different other websites?
Who's playing in the Senior Bowl?
A short list: Sam Acho, Andy Dalton, Noel Devine, Zac Etheridge, Kai Forbath, Roy Helu Jr., Mark Herzlich, Colin Kaepernick, Jake Locker, Owen Marecic, Casey Matthews, Greg McElroy, DeMarco Murray, Austin Pettis, Mike Pouncey, Kelvin Sheppard, Ricky Stanzi, Luke Stocker, and Quan Sturdivant. Here's the full roster for your perusal.
Does the 2011 Senior Bowl have an unnecessarily overwrought mission statement?
Yes, and it's amazing:
The Senior Bowl is the nation’s most unique football game and football’s premier pre-draft event, annually featuring the country’s best senior collegiate football players and top NFL draft prospects on teams representing the North and South that are coached by the entire coaching staffs of two National Football League teams.
Is "most unique" even correct English?
We're not fans, but this isn't the Under Armour Grammar Bowl, so just go with it.
When is the 2011 Senior Bowl?
Saturday, January 29, at 4:00 p.m. EST.
That Geocities-era countdown clock on the official game website is counting down to 3:00 p.m. EST.
Running a website is hard work.
Is there a full slate of goofy sponsored events leading up to the game?
But of course! We're pretty sure the Coca-Cola Meet The Players party allows you to throw full cups of soda at participants.
Where can I watch the 2011 Senior Bowl?
Are you in Mobile, Alabama?
Why would I be in Mobile, Alabama?
They have excellent fried pickles!
I am not in Mobile, Alabama.
You can view the 2011 Senior Bowl on cable television, providing you have the NFL Network.
Nobody gets the NFL Network.
We know. We think this element was introduced to add an air of mystery to the game.
The 2011 Under Armour Senior Bowl kicks off at 4:00 p.m. EST on Saturday, January 29 (we think). The game will be televised on the NFL Network.