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A summoning of past glory: Tonight's first pitch in St. Louis will be thrown by 2006 #WorldSeries MVP David Eckstein.

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My favorite line I've ever read on Eckstein is from a message board nine or ten years ago, where the user remarked that one day the ball is going to throw Eckstein to first base.

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