Where Is The Least Ballin' Place You Could Possibly Be Arrested?

Tuesday, we learned that Houston Astros outfielder Jordan Schafer was arrested on felony charges at a Cheesecake Factory. Now, it sucks to be arrested to begin with, but to be arrested at a Cheesecake Factory... we can probably agree that this is the least ballin' place in which you could possibly be cuffed up.

Or is it? It is not. After discussing this important matter with Spencer Hall, we took the question to Twitter, and y'all responded in droves. After the jump, please see some of my favorite answers, in no particular order because they're all hilarious:

And, just because, here are some of the locations Spencer and I came up with.

  • Art fair
  • Zayle's
  • Ikea
  • The planned community in which they shot The Truman Show
  • The summer home of the person who wrote the screenplay for Julie & Julia
  • Anything involving Drake
  • Blacksmithing seminar
  • Sack race
  • Easter egg hunt
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