The Animated GIFs Of November, Numbers 5 Through 1

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We're dedicating November's list of animated GIFs entirely to football, the sport everyone loves except for the people who play it. And to better understand these men, we take a look at Football Guys, the unofficial chat room of football.

5. Duke football

	Online Host Welcome to Duke Football Chat!
	Sheshefski: okay, okay, no big deal, that was a learning experience i'm thinking for the next down, I take the snap and then hand it to you like last time, but THIS time i let go of it when i hand it to do and see what happens
	PoorGrantHillsHadAnAccident: I don't know, Coach, maybe we should just give it up and get actual football players, i am 39 years old and you are like 90
	Sheshefski: NO
	Sheshefski: NO ONE MUST KNOW OUR TERRIBLE SECRET
	Sheshefski: okay, so the next play we'll run is known as the "slam dunk shot (basketball version)"
	PoorGrantHillsHadAnAccident: sigh

4. Marshall's Aaron Dobson

(Via Internet user Jagfire at the Something Awful forums)

	Online Host Welcome to ESPN2 Chat!
	TickerGuy: /types furiously "On ... an unrelated note ... I just wanted to ... let y'all know that ... even though y'all might not ... give two hoots in a hornet's ... nest about poor ol' me ... I sure do appreciate you ... swell folks, and ..."
	Online Host Marshall wide receiver Aaron Dobson has made a seemingly impossible, back-handed, one-handed catch that is almost certainly the catch of the year to date.
	TickerGuy: /stops ... wwwwelp :(
	TickerGuy: s'pose i may's well take a breather
	TickerGuy: OH! just forgot! when i ate m'cup o'soup supper i saved m'favorite part for later!
	TickerGuy: sure do love dried peas! sure are good for ya too! veggies make y'big an' strong! an' they sure are tasty!
	TickerGuy: think i musta found at least 7 or 8 dried peas in m'cup o'soup! winner winner chicken dinner! oh boy i can't wait! now where'd i put m'cup o'--
	Online Host TickerGuy swivels in his chair, which bumps into his desk, which knocks over a framed photograph of his grandmother, which in turn knocks over a thermos full of apple juice with "#1 GRANDSON" lovingly written on the side with paint pen, which in turn knocks over his cup of (four) peas and sends them spilling on the floor.
	TickerGuy: OH NO WHERE'D THEY GO
	Online Host In his haste, TickerGuy inadvertently stomps on the peas and crushes them.
	TickerGuy: heh heh! oh well! s'pose i didn't need 'em no how! when life gives y'lemons, ya just gotta
	TickerGuy: ...
	TickerGuy: /begins to cry

3. Robert Griffin III

(Via Internet user Jagfire at the Something Awful forums)

	Online Host Welcome to Baylor-Oklahoma Chat!
	GriffinTheScotch: oh come on COME ONNNN
	GriffinTheScotch: i just wanted to know what failure is like, just ONE TIME
	GriffinTheScotch: Do you know what it's like to always succeed at everything? I have no point of reference! It's all scoops of raisin! No bran!
	GriffinTheScotch: AAAAAAGH WHY ME
	God: lolz

2. Tom Brady (to the best of my lip-reading ability)

	Online Host Welcome to Patriots Sideline Chat!
	MeTalkBradyOneDay: THAT
	MeTalkBradyOneDay: FIR TREE
	MeTalkBradyOneDay: WAS DELICIOUS
	MeTalkBradyOneDay: /burps out leaves
	MeTalkBradyOneDay: and uh, i apparently also ate a deciduous leaf-bearing tree
	MeTalkBradyOneDay: LIKED THE FIR TREE BETTER THOUGH

1. Michigan punter Will Hagerup, featuring special guest

(Via @bubbaprog at Mocksession)

	Online Host Welcome to Football Tech Support Chat!
	HagerupSoFast: AAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
	HagerupSoFast: HELP HELP HELP
	WordUpThome: YES MR. HAGERUP SETTLE DOWN, WHAT IS YOUR FO
	WordUpThome: FOOTBALLING EMERGENCY
	HagerupSoFast: wait why are you here
	WordUpThome: WELL BASEBALL IS ON ITS NO-STAR BREAK, AND POOR OLD JI
	WordUpThome: JIM NEEDS A JOB, AS HE CAN'T PAY THE HOT NOR COLD WATER BILL SIMPLY BY AUTO-GRAPHING HALLOWEENED CANDY
	HagerupSoFast: oh
	HagerupSoFast: AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
	WordUpThome: NOW LET'S JUST SETTLE DOWN AND RAISE A FAMILY FOR A MOMENT WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR EMERGENCY
	HagerupSoFast: THIS BALL JUST CAME RIGHT AT ME AND BOUNCED OFF MY NOGGIN
	WordUpThome: TELL ME ABOUT THIS BALL, IS IT ROUND
	HagerupSoFast: NO, IT'S SHAPED LIKE UH IT IS SHAPED LIKE A SHITTED-OUT BASKETBALL
	WordUpThome: WHAT MANNER OF GODCREATED SPORT ARE YOU PLAYING
	HagerupSoFast: it's called "football," basically a bunch of guys from vastly different weight classes run around on a field and try to assault one another everyone who plays it gets broken forever
	WordUpThome: THAT SOUNDS PRETTY DARNED LOUSY
	HagerupSoFast: IT REALLY IS