BBI's "Lack of a Creative Name" Mock

3 Round Mock. I have a feeling this one won't be too popular, so I definitely look forward to the criticism.

Tried adding descriptions to the 1st round, but decided they suck by the time I was halfway done. Didn't want to leave a job half-done, so just went ahead and made half-hearted ones for the rest of the way. Pay them no heed, unless you want to.


1. Indianapolis Colts - Andrew Luck, QB. Either keep him or trade him. Too valuable to choose anyone else.

2. Minnesota Vikings - Matt Kalil, LT. Christian Ponder and Adrian Peterson both came a little.

3. St. Louis Rams - Justin Blackmon, WR. Bradford's turn to soil his pants. Easiest top 3 to mock ever.

4. Jacksonville Jaguars - Morris Claiborne, CB. He's certainly looking more and more like a top 5 pick.

5. Washington Redskins - Robert Griffin III, QB. FLASH. SPLASH. DASH. RGIII. Non-crappy QB.

6. Miami Dolphins - Matt Barkley, QB. Draco Malfoy look alike revives a talented Phish team.

7. Carolina Panthers - Zach Brown, OLB. Some see Aaron Curry. I see a beast.

8. Philadelphia Eagles - Luke Kuechly, ILB. My favorite ILB of the draft, so I might overrate him. Still makes sense.

9. Cleveland Browns - Jonathon Martin, OT. He should be going higher, but I'm not very impressed by what I've seen.

10. Tampa Bay Bucs - Dre Kirkpatrick, CB. Talented CB going to an unstable secondary. Strong fit.

11. San Diego Chargers - Courtney Upshaw, OLB. Just too friggin' impressive. I have him above Coples now.

12. Arizona Cardinals - Reilly Reiff, OT. Another selection that makes too much sense.

13. Kansas City Chiefs - Landry Jones, QB. I know he's fallen off a bit, but he's a franchise QB sure enough.

14. Seattle Seahawks - Alshon Jeffery, WR. With the top QBs out, Jeffery isn't a bad option at all.

15. Buffalo Bills -Quinton Coples, DE/OLB. I know he probably fits better in the 4-3, but the talent......

16. New York Giants - Trent Richardson, RB. So I heard this guy is pretty good...

17. Tennessee Titans - Michael Floyd, WR. Nasty tandem next year with Kenny Britt.

18. Cincinnati Bengals (Oakland Raiders) - David DeCastro, OG. Bengals ecstatic to add this talent to the OL.

19. Chicago Bears - Peter Konz, OC. Reunited with Gabe Carimi, turning a weakness to a strength.

20. New York Jets - Whitney Mercilus, OLB. Late riser that I think will become an awesome pass rusher for NYJ.

21. Cincinnati Bengals - Alfonzo Dennard, CB. Lessens the blow of losing Jonathon Joseph. Dennard is similar.

22. Detroit Lions - Janoris Jenkins, CB. Delmas and Jenkins anchor the 2ndary while the dirty work is done up front.

23. Houston Texans - Cordy Glenn, OG. Makes a strong rushing offense even stronger.

24. Dallas Cowboys - Brandon Thompson, DE. Playmaker up front to help out Ratliff.

25. Denver Broncos - Lamar Miller, RB. Workhorse with monstrous acceleration. Perfect fit for Denver.

26. Cleveland Browns (Atlanta Falcons) - Manti T'eo, ILB. The man to anchor the middle in Cleveland.

27. Pittsburgh Steelers - Barrett Jones, OG. Thanks ct17, I like this pick.

28. San Francisco 49ers - Chase Minnifield, CB. That secondary is going to be even scarier.

29. Baltimore Ravens - Vontaze Burfict, ILB. Speaking of scary...

30. New England Patriots (New Orleans Saints)- David Wilson, RB. I think BJGE is a FA. David Wilson is awesome.

31. New England Patriots - Brandon Jenkins, OLB. Passrushers, passrushers, passrushers!

32. Green Bay Packers - Vinny Curry, OLB. Inconsistent, but if someone can use his massive talent...its Capers.


1. Indianapolis Colts- Kelechi Osemele, OG.

2. Minnesota Vikings- Alameda Ta'amu, NT

3. St. Louis Rams - Mike Adams, OT

4. Jacksonville Jaguars - Melvin Ingram, DE

5. Washington Redskins - Dwight Jones, WR

6. Miami Dolphins - Dwayne Allen, TE

7. Carolina Panthers - Jayron Hosely, CB

8. Philadelphia Eagles - Mark Barron, SS

9. Cleveland Browns - Mohammed Sanu, WR

10. Tampa Bay Bucs - Travis Lewis, OLB

11. San Diego Chargers - Stephon Gilmore, CB

12. Philadelphia Eagles (Arizona Cardinals) - Lavonte David, OLB

13. Kansas City Chiefs - Donta Hightower, ILB

14. Seattle Seahawks - Ryan Tannehill, QB

15. Buffalo Bills - Andrew Datko, OT

16. New York Giants- Michael Brewster, OC

17. Tennessee Titans - Casey Hayward, CB

18. New England Patriots (Oakland Raiders) - Ben Jones, OC

19. Chicago Bears - Marvin McNutt, WR

20. New York Jets - Nick Toon, WR

21. Cincinnati Bengals - LaMichael James, RB

22. Detroit Lions - Kevin Zeitler, OG

23. Houston Texans - Dontari Poe, NT

24. Dallas Cowboys - T.J McDonald, FS

25. Denver Broncos - Jerel Worthy, DT

26. Atlanta Falcons - Zebrie Sanders, OT

27. Pittsburgh Steelers - Brandon Boykin, CB

28. San Francisco 49ers - Bruce Irvin, OLB

29. Baltimore Ravens - Brandon Washington, OG/OT

30. New Orleans Saints - Fletcher Cox, DT

31. New England Patriots - Ryan Broyles, WR

32. Green Bay Packers - Jared Crick, DE


1. Indianapolis Colts- Devon Still, DT

2. Minnesota Vikings- Jeff Fuller, WR

3. St. Louis Rams - Coryell Judie, CB

4. Jacksonville Jaguars - Kendall Wright, WR

5. Washington Redskins -Levy Adcock, OT

6. Miami Dolphins - Billy Winn, DE

7. Chicago Bears (Carolina Panthers) - Marcus Forston, DT

8. Philadelphia Eagles -Cam Johnson, DE

9. Cleveland Browns - Chris Polk, RB

10. Tampa Bay Bucs - Lucas Nix, OG

11. San Diego Chargers - Robert Lester, FS

12. Arizona Cardinals - Devin Taylor, OLB

13. Kansas City Chiefs - Josh Chapman, NT

14. Seattle Seahawks - Montee Ball, RB

15. Buffalo Bills - Xavier Rhodes, CB

16. New York Giants- Ronnell Lewis, OLB

17. Tennessee Titans - William Vlachos, OC

18. Oakland Raiders- Terrelle Pryor, QB

19. Chicago Bears - Keenan Robinson, OLB

20. New York Jets - Ray Ray Armstrong, S

21. Cincinnati Bengals - Marquis Maze, WR

22. Detroit Lions - Brandon Lindsey, DE

23. Houston Texans - Markelle Martin, S

24. Dallas Cowboys - Johnathon Banks, CB

25. Denver Broncos - Nick Foles, QB

26. Atlanta Falcons - Michael Egnew, TE

27. Pittsburgh Steelers - Kawann Short, DE

28. San Francisco 49ers - Jarius Wright, WR

29. Baltimore Ravens - Kheeston Randall, DE

30. New Orleans Saints - Ricky Wagner, OT

31. New England Patriots - Cliff Harris, CB

32. Green Bay Packers -Cyrus Gray, RB

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