VIDEO: Dancing Boxer Knocks Out Crowd, If Not Opponent

Usman Ahmed Uzzy, of all the gin joints in the world, you have to walk into the internet's. We would have loved you from the start if only for the way you appeared to be a pair of XL shorts walking supported by a size small man, but you knew that wasn't going to be enough.

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No, you knew you'd have to win our love the old-fashioned way. You'd dance, and dance, and then talk trash to your opponent with booming middle eastern techno playing the whole time. You'd mug for the cameras. You'd rock a piece of bling in the shape of your name that easily constituted 10% of your bodyweight.

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And then, to complete the seduction, you'd take a knockout punch to the face so savage and complete that you nearly fall out of the ring. Just marvel at its force, and the zeal with which Uzzy walks right into it. That's how you meet life: jaw-first and oblivious, and preferably after a good two to three minutes of insane dancing, bling-rocking, and taunting.

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(HT: Reddit/sports)

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