You Too Can Trap Yourself On A Boat With Your Football Coach, Florida State Fans

For the low price of just $949, you too can sail the Caribbean with Jimbo Fisher on Florida State’s annual coaches’ cruise. The cruise features seven whole days worth of contact with the FSU staff and their families on a cruise ship, meaning you might go through the entire cycle of a vacation-length friendship with Jimbo Fisher by the time you finish the trip.

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Day one: OMG I’m hanging out with my favorite coach Jimbo Fisher!”

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Day two: "Man, we’re still hanging out with Jimbo Fisher!"

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Day three: “Ate again with coach. Kind of loud when he eats his soup.”

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Day four: "Jimbo wants to go play blackjack again. Guess who’s going to ‘run out of money hey could you spot me bro I’ll get you back’ you halfway into your turn?

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Day five: “Getting text from Jimbo again. Ignoring and ordering room service to avoid him.”

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If you’d like to get uncomfortably familiar with the FSU football coach, just click here to make that awkward dream come true. (HT: Fornelli)

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