The facts are these: Ohio State gold pants charms, traditionally treasured pieces of player memorabilia, were featured on Monday night’s episode of Pawn Stars. One allegedly belongs to defensive lineman Doug Worthington. Doug Worthington says no, they are not his gold pants.â†µ
We do not find this news particularly shocking or titillating, apart from our amusement that even the History Channel is now complicit in the obvious conspiracy to bring down the regime of God’s pinchiest sideline angel, Jim Tressel. We do, however, await breathlessly the creation of a DOUG WORTHINGTON GOLD PANTS BIRTHERS FOR TRUTH Facebook group.