You know how some people are so ugly that the usual rules of politeness go out the window? "It's okay, kids. Go ahead and stare at the hideous man."â†µ
Well, Tony Campana is so scrappy, you can't help but make note of it. If David Eckstein and Kerri Strug gave birth to a son, and he somehow made his way onto a major league roster, he still wouldn't be as scrappy as Tony Campana.