#Hot Corner

If I Were A Carpenter...

Today, the Chicago Cubs selected (meaning, added to the 40-man roster) and recalled righthanded pitcher Chris Carpenter; he'll be available in the Cubs bullpen Tuesday night.

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But wait, you're saying! Chris Carpenter pitches for the Cardinals!

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Right, but now he pitches for the Cubs, too.

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Carpenter the Cardinal, you all know; he's won a Cy Young.

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Carpenter the Cub is a hard thrower who was the Cubs' third round draft pick in 2008.

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Just don't try to tell them apart by their middle names. (It's "John" for both. h/t to Harry Pavlidis for pointing that out.)

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