Today, the Chicago Cubs selected (meaning, added to the 40-man roster) and recalled righthanded pitcher Chris Carpenter; he'll be available in the Cubs bullpen Tuesday night.â†µâ†µ
But wait, you're saying! Chris Carpenter pitches for the Cardinals!
Right, but now he pitches for the Cubs, too.â†µâ†µ
Carpenter the Cardinal, you all know; he's won a Cy Young.â†µâ†µ
Carpenter the Cub is a hard thrower who was the Cubs' third round draft pick in 2008.â†µâ†µ
Just don't try to tell them apart by their middle names. (It's "John" for both. h/t to Harry Pavlidis for pointing that out.)