Remember last year, when some Yankees fans were apparently guilty of spitting on the wife of then-Rangers pitcher Cliff Lee? They're probably fortunate he didn't spit back. As evidence I cite this screenshot, expertly taken by Joe Sports Fan:
That surpasses "Super Soaker 50"-caliber and heads straight into "that hugely impractical water cannon that required you to wear a backpack full of water" territory.
(Via The Fightins)