Welcome, everyone, to another live blog of an afternoon baseball game! This match-up between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Minnesota Twins is an important one, because the Dodgers are well under .500, and the Twins are also well under .500 -- okay, wait
Listen, what we have here is a game of negligible consequence played under a sweltering sun between two crappy teams with practically zero shared history, and you and I are going to discuss it in this live blog, unless, of course, the conversation eventually turns to condiments, which is more likely than you probably suspect. Shut up and eat your baseball.
The live blog shall begin at 1:10 p.m. Eastern in the CoverItLive box below. Please join in by commenting. If I approve and post your comment, it means that I love you. If I don't, it means that I still love you, but not enough. (HINT: if your comment is especially profane, it won't be posted.)
THE LOS ANGELESED DODGERS VERSUS THE MINNESOTA'D TWINS
Wednesday, June 29th, the 1:10th minute of our Lord (ET), Target Field, Minneapolis, MN
Starters: Twins' Scott Baker (5-5, 3.39 ERA) vs. Rubby (lol) de la Rosa (3-2, 5.26 ERA)