Pete Orr Isn't On Twitter, But Twitter Will Tell You All About Him Anyway

I generally shy away from over-trodden meme formats such as "Chuck Norris Facts," which is sort of irrational, because it's a terrific format. It still has plenty of life, and as evidence I present Pete Orr Facts, a hyperbolic tribute to a journeyman utility infielder who also happens to be one of my favorite baseball players of all time.

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Pete Orr is of two minds on email. On the one hand he enjoys the instant communication, but also misses the taste of envelope glue.

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Pete Orr likes to use his leftover Christmas wrap to secretly turn items left in teammates lockers into presents.

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Pete Orr regularly answers rhetorical questions.

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Pete Orr has a small collection of self-made paperclip sculptures but does not consider them to be gallery-ready pieces.

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I keep waiting for it to be unfunny, and yet I find every tweet funny. It's worth a follow, is what I'm saying.

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