Columbus, Ohio is a weird place, man. 2010 never happened, and now a player who was already suspended could find himself triply suspended, and depending on your age you're definitely thinking about quoting one of two specific movies.
LB Dorian Bell, who was already out for the whole 2011 season due to repeat violations of team rules, is reportedly the mystery man named in Ohio State's half-hearted groveling before the NCAA as being found ineligible due to receiving deep tattoo discounts. And, oh yeah, he already has another game's worth of suspension left after sitting out the Sugar Bowl.
Bell is a sophomore, and if this keeps going he'll be 35 years old by the time he's allowed to play college football again. At some point along the way, he'll have to get on that paper chase for real, because college can be super expensive.