It's an American tradition to use alcohol to forget about your tax obligations, but Christian Lopez -- the Guy Who Caught Jeter's 3000th Hit -- will take the tradition to another level. CNBC is reporting that Miller High Life has offered to pick up any tax bill that might come along with the $60,000 worth of tickets and memorabilia that Lopez received in exchange for the ball.â†µ
In return, all Miller High Life wants is for you to forget that their product tastes like ferret urine. They're nice guys! Have a cold one. Drink it fast so you don't have to think about what you're actually doing.