Sam Fuld is the most interesting baseball player in the world. If you doubt this, please note his Wikipedia page, which runs about 6800 words with 165 footnotes.â†µ
Baseball Prospectus's Colin Wyers summed up the majesty of Fuld's entry in fewer than 140 characters:
Sam Fuld's Wikipedia page has more words than STAR TREK'S.â†µ
By about 1,000 words, too. Sam Fuld, ladies and gentlemen.