#Hot Corner

On The Miami Marlins ...

Yep, Miami Marlins. That's the new name, and it's official enough to be on all of the schedules. Well, the tentative schedules, at least. There's still a chance for realignment to mess everything up.

Wait a sec ... Miami ... realignment ...

 

The Mayans were only three years off. Make sure you have a can opener in the bomb shelter, people.

Also, to all of those people who sent me Snopes links to "prove" that Bill Gates isn't going to pay me for fowarding e-mails: looks like that site doesn't know what it's talking about, so I'll just wait for that check. Just like I'll wait for the Cubs to win the World Series. Aaaany day now.

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