NORTH REGION -- SECOND ROUND
(10) BRUCE BOWEN'S FLYING KICK
(2) SHUT UP, CHRIS ROCK
(10) Oh, hello there. I am BRUCE BOWEN'S FLYING KICK.
In one of the closest votes of the tournament so far, I last defeated JEROME SIMPSON'S FLIP, 366 to 344. Goodness, this is such a violent and confused region. I mean, it consists of:
- Premature celebration and subsequent bewilderment,
- A guy getting punched in the face over and over,
- A guy falling on his neck in horrifying fashion,
- A guy in anguish over how kismet-touched his life is,
- A guy falling down while trying to throw a baseball he isn't holding,
- A guy getting knocked down by a baseball, and his teammate picking it up and chucking it into the dirt like it's a rabid mouse or something,
- A flying kick to a guy's face, and
- A celebrity attempting to make jokes and being completely and rudely ignored.
It's chaos. Total chaos.
(2) Hi, I am SHUT UP, CHRIS ROCK.
In the first round I bested A NEAT HORSE RACING GIF, 407 to 331.
Hey. Hey, you guys. Hey. David Spade is wearing a denim jacket with no undershirt. I just wanted to make sure everyone was aware of that.