GIF: Miami Dolphins Mascot Is Horrifying

We need to talk about the Dolphins' mascot real quickly.

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A few things: That's a creepy, creepy mascot. First, notice the beads around its arm. Why does it have beads? What does it plan to do with those beads?

Then there's the all-white thing going on. Just seems kind of odd. It's also wearing the DOLPHINCEPTION helmet, which is terrifying.

Finally, notice the guy in the body paint, complete with green face. C'mon man.

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