Welcome to the only war room with wood paneling and a free-range cat, other than Pete Carroll's.
It's NFL Draft time, which means it's time to go read about the NFL Draft here, but not before watching Shutdown Fullback's college football experts attempt to puzzle their way through the thing. By that I mean nail every prediction, grade picks ruthlessly, work out a future Hall of Famer, stand in awe at the average NFL general manager's wisdom and kneel before Bill Belichick, the only NFL guy who has any idea what he's doing.
Andrew Luck! Robert Griffin III! Whatever crazy thing the Browns did! Trent Richardson! Whatever crazy thing the Falcons did! Ryan Tanne ... Ryan Tannehill? Really? No, really? Ryan Tannehill? Ryan Tannehill! Ryan Tannehill, everybody! We did it!