Look, nothing can top this moment. Nothing in the 2012 NFL Draft will top what happened in the third round. The bar has been raised, and nobody will top it. Cheers to you, Jacksonville Jaguars.
If you missed it, the Jags selected California PUNTER Bryan Anger with the 70th pick in the draft. A punter. Third-round pick. Punter!
Somewhere, Jacksonville fans are muttering curse worse and breaking things. Because, really, was the punter not going to be around on Saturday? Was he really at the top of the board?
Whatever the case, we've got highlights. The NFL Network crew also freaked out, so we've got that, too.
"Let me tell you something, people, PUNTERS ARE PEOPLE, TOO. And I wanna see some punting footage. Give me some punting XO."
It's also nice how Mike Mayock just drops in "Anger is a punter." And that's it. He just lets the whole thing go with that. And Rich Eisen continues freaking the hell out.
Life is amazing, y'all.