The mothership at SBNation.com reports that Ken Griffey Jr.'s son Ken Griffey III (known as "Trey") has committed to playing college football at Arizona; Jason Kirk, the writer, implied in his headline that this makes him feel old.â†µ
Old? I saw Ken Griffey SENIOR play baseball for the Reds.
When I was in high school.â†µ
Damn kids. (Now get off my lawn.)