Over the weekend, Awful Announcing made note of the unfortunate television debut of Chuck Giampa. Giampa is a former boxing judge with a wealth of expertise. Unfortunately, his first moment in front of the camera resembled me every time I'm in front of a camera. Also unfortunately, while I can just mutter "oh damn it" and hit the record button again, Giampa was on live TV and had no such luxury.
Video of the moment, as well as a helpful sentence diagram, is after the jump.
To the sentence diagrammer!
(There's probably a special concourse in Hell reserved for people like me who ridicule people who could do no better themselves, but this is just an example of why nobody should ever go on television. Cartoons only, forever.)