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Geno Smith discovers poison in the Lubbock water system

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Too much effort to drink a cup through a helmet? Oh, no: there's poison!

We're assuming the struggles of the Heisman front-runner and his finicky distaste for sideline water are tied together: TEXAS TECH WATER IS POISON.

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If it also brainwashed the person consuming it, this would certainly explain how folks elect to live in Lubbock, Texas.

                                                                                                                                                                                                               

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