#Hot Corner

What if nobody loses Game Seven?

This is an optimistic headline:

NLCS Game Seven: Somebody will LOSE -- finally

To the untrained eye, one may think so. But these are the #RALLYHASHTAG Giants and zombie-baseball Cardinals. You have social media strat against the undead. Nobody wins that.

This could, could last several innings before supernatural forces collude against the Major League Baseball schedule and force GAME EIGHT. Then they just keep playing baseball games, trading victories, and before you know it, we're on Game 31. Game 57. Game 95. This series could be endless, lurching from one sacrifice bunt to the next double switch. Beards grow eternally scragglier until 60 percent of American frontier land is covered in Jason Motte.

Viva NLCS forever. Hopefully the Tigers are cool with playing more simulated games.

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