The above picture was captured during the Monday Night Football matchup between the Chicago Bears and Detroit Lions. You can see that a face-painted gentleman has obtained (created?) the most amazing hat known to man, which hopefully will be available for retail in the --
HOLY CRAP IS THAT CLAY GUIDA
Haha good lord, that's MMA fighter Clay "The Carpenter" Guida in the background there. He probably looks a bit perturbed because he requested the no-bear-hats section.