So this happened:
When asked what the dance was, Gronkowski responded, "That little nutcracker dude that's guarding the house."— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) October 28, 2012
Gronk is just so incredibly bro. The GIF up top is what he's referencing in the quote, and was a moment of "wait ... did he really do that?" Of course he did, because he's Gronk.
He followed the "nutcracker dude" celebration up -- my goodness, just that phrasing -- by gyrating around and, well ... just being Gronk. I mean, look at the man. If you were to build every football stereotype into one man -- a sort of SUPER FOOTBALL BRO -- you couldn't create something more perfect than Gronk.
We've come to a point where it might just be prudent to send Gronk on a football tour. Let him fly all over the world and be Gronk, introducing other countries to American football. Nothing could go wrong.