KISS will shill anything. Frankly, the only surprising thing is that they're not at Monday Night Football EVERY week.
Monday Night Football wasn't in Detroit Rock City this week, but they still managed to tap some special guests that were Dressed To Kill. The corporate synergy between ESPN and one of the greatest rock bands of all time was Hotter Than Hell on Monday night.
We're sure that all the Creatures of the Night were ready to Lick It Up. Lick up the KISS appearance, I mean! I Sure Know Something, though: not-Ace Frehley and not-Peter Criss are way more into whatever the hell the band is doing here than Gene Simmons, who was too distracted to Shout It Out Loud. I'm also not sure what the Telestrator is doing on the right, here. I'm not sure whether I'll ever know. Not even if I had 100,000 Years to figure it out.