After Bama's loss to Texas A&M, Finebaum listeners win on Monday

Mike Zarrilli

The calls into the Paul Finebaum show on Monday are going to be prettttttttyyyyy, prettttyyy, pretty good.

The Paul Finebaum show is quite possibly the best thing about the South. It is like an audio version of that plastic bag blowing in the wind from American Beauty. Finebaum is a master troller and callers are downright insane. Plus, the ads are just great.

If you've never had the opportunity to listen to a full broadcast of the Finebaum show, start driving until you can pick it up, pull over, get some BBQ and listen until your smile gets so big it hurts.


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Naturally, the calls into Finebaum on Monday after No. 1 Alabama's loss to Texas A&M at home are going to be a real treat.

"IT'S THE REFS' FAULTS PAWWWWLLLL. THEY'VE GOT IT IN FOR BAMMER NOT CALLIN' ANY HOLDS OUT THERE. JOKE"

"PAWWWWLLLLL KEVIN SUMLIN CAN'T SNIFF SABAN'S JOCK. THAT OFFENSE DOESN'T BELONG IN THE SEC"

"PAWWWWL COULD TEXAS A&M BEAT THE JAGUARS"

"PAWWWWWWL HOW DO WE NOMINATE SABAN FOR THAT CINCINNATI BROWNS JOB"

"PAWWWLLLL, BAMA STILL PLAYING FOR THAT TITLE. OREGON'S SCHEDULE IS NOTHING"

"PAWWWWL YOU THINK WE OUGHTA GAVE AJ A NICKNAME LIKE 'FOOTBALL'"

"PAWWWL I RECKON THAT MANZIEL PUNK'S WORTH ABOUT $180,001"

"THEY S'POSED TO BE ESS-EEE-SEE PAWLLLL SABAN SHOULD HAVE TO SLEEP IN HIS OFFICE THIS WEEK"

"I'M SO MAD I COULD GO OUT AND START POISONING TREES PAWWWWLLLLLLLLL"

"PAWWWLLLLL THAT JOHNNY MANZEER IS BETTER THAN BLAINE GABBERT"

"SO MUCH BIAS AGAINST THE TIDE FROM CBS GARY WAS TERRIBLE PAWWWLLLL"

The honorable Jason Kirk contributed to this post.

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