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Chipper Jones discovers 'JFK'

Kevin C. Cox

Chipper Jones apparently has a lot of time on his hands now that he's retired. And he's using it to OPEN YOUR EYES about the world.

Chipper Jones retired from baseball after the 2012 season, which means he has some free time on his hands. And apparently having already ripped all the sleeves off his t-shirts, sampled all the wrap-around Oakley's and hunted all the deer, he has decided to spend his days watching Kevin Coster movies from 1991. Like, JFK.

And we are all the richer for it.

Who is "they"? If you have to ask, it's already too late -- "they" already know you don't know. Which is why they are "they."

OK, well, he has fired a rifle a lot ...

... Go Barves?

C'mon people!! Open your eyes.

JFK's assassination, Oliver Stone movies and a third baseman from Florida -- it's allllll connected.

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