Following the news breaking about the Miami Marlins mega-trade, outfielder Giancarlo Stanton -- the lone remaining superstar for the Fish -- voiced his displeasure with the organization on Twitter. Rookie of the Year Award winner Bryce Harper was quick to extend an olive branch, but Giancarlo had an all-time retort ready and waiting.
Well played, Mr. Stanton. Every free agent in the majors is changing their last names to "Slayorton" as we speak. Right after they change their first names to "Snilramton."