They say America is a divided country. A nation more set on strengthening its differences rather than working to nurture its similarities. They say the partisan divide is so great that the name "United States" almost seems inaccurate at times. That's what they say.
But I say we are more alike than ever before. It's no longer about red states or blue states. Now it's about enduring the Sports Douchebags.
It matters not what social class you identify with -- be it court-side at a Lakers game or amongst the bleacher creatures in Yankee Stadium -- and nor does geography play a factor, as clearly douchebag sports fans can be found in New York and California, and all points in between. What matters is that we are all, at some point, subjected to a backwards-hat, jersey-wearing, "OOOOOHHHHHHH"-yelling sports fan. United States, indeed.
FUN FACT: the protagonists in both GIFs are brothers; this man is their father.