YEAH I BROUGHT M'DURN HAR-BOWL SIGN CUZ I'M CLEVER AS ALL GIT-OUT AND I LOOK LIKE A DANG PORTLY BILL GATES AND I -- HEY DOWN IN FRONT Y'JERKFACE
"Yeaaahhhh bro, hella Niners, kid. Niners, son. Helllll yeah Joe Montana all up in this piece, fool."
A plaidhat with the "authentic" hologram still on the underside of the brim. Shiny. Elaborate, finely manicured soul patch/slash/bloatee. Unkempt shoulder-length hair. Niners "fashion jersey." Don't let this be you, people. Please.