Did you know that the guitar-playing, football-participating, pushups-doing FOX robot Cleatus has a Twitter account? Did you know that he sometimes uses that account to make light of head trauma?
"This Thanksgiving I'm thankful that Alex Smith got a concussion" - Colin Kaepernick— Cleatus (@CLEATUSonFOX) November 21, 2012
Look, Cleatus. We get that you have superior construction than us puny hu-mans, but there's no reason to be such a b-hole about the whole situation. Do we mock your lack of a soul or your inability to feel emotion? Do we give you a hard time because a logic paradox would make your head explode? Sheesh.
Not cool, Cleatus.