The List: Candidates to join the Big East

Chris Graythen

The Big East Conference is grabbing up all the schools they can find. Here is their short list of the next candidates to join.

- San Jose State

- University of Maryland University College

- Hawaii

- Harvard. (Won't get in if you don't apply.)

- Southwestern Illinois College, Belleville, IL

- University of Texas-Bozeman, Montana

- Mater Dei High School, Santa Ana, CA

- DeVry

- University of Phoenix

- Education Connection

- 1-800-BARTEND

- Colorado School of Mines

- Clemson

- Jedi Academy at Disneyland

- Police Academy, but only if Tackleberry doesn't transfer

- Lompoc Correctional Facility

- The last 55 people to have successfully printed a "This is a test page. Congratulations! Your Canon InkJet Printer is ready for use." page

- The Wikipedia page for "list of unusual deaths"

- Prime numbers up to 4637

- A handful of screws, 37 cents in loose change, and some lint

- One Man Gang

- Access Hollywood

- South Harmon Institute of Technology

- A disheveled, half-drunk Gerard Butler on a jet-ski

- Grand Canyon University (who just joined the WAC)

- McMurdo Station, Ross Island, Antarctica

- Not Idaho :(

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