The List: BCS bowl games in the year 3000

Kevin C. Cox

Everyone mocks the corporate branding of the dozens of college bowl games each year. Wait til you see what the future holds.

- The Time Warner Target U.S. Military Contaminated Zone Breathing Apparatus Bowl

- The Republic of New Atlantis KFC Underwater Bowl

- President Guy Fieri IX Donkey Bowl

- The Wal*Mart University Unpaid Employees Bowl

- Larry Flynt's Hustler's Old-Timey Contact Football Bowl and Also a Ton of Unsettling Porn

- The Shanghai Noon: 1000th Anniversary Edition Blu-Ray Bowl

- NHL Memorial Lockout Bowl

- MetallicApplebee's Metal's Good in the Neighborhood Bowl

- The Famous Idaho Bioengineered Potato-Like Substance Bowl

- The Kraft Fight Bowl

- GM Chevrolet Toyota Hyundai Ford Fiat Only 25 More Years Til Hovercars! Bowl

- The President Gorilla Human Catapult Bowl

- The Intravenous Bowl

- The Space Football Laser Bowl (formerly the Tostitos Fiesta Bowl) (is actually just field hockey)

- The Rose Bowl

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