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DeMarco Murray makes an ass of himself

Some people think there's too much scandal in football. Those people should butt out.

During Sunday's game between the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Dallas Cowboys, there was a moment of intense titillation, as DeMarco Murray introduced his butt to America. Sup, DeMarco's butt.

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The best part is the little pause and slide where the pants come all the way down past the rump. You can just imagine a slide-whistle sound effect and Bob Saget adopting a stupid voice.

Actually, no, wait. That's not the best part. This is the best part:

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Oh, DeMarco, you saucy minx. Too bad the Cowboys were still behind at the time. Hopefully they won't hit rock bottom.

A few years ago, a "wardrobe malfunction" at a football game caused a national uproar. This time around, it's just a dang butt. I bet that butt is already fielding calls to star in its own FX show. Probably called Buns of Manarchy.

Be right back; setting up a series recording on my DVR.

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