#Lookit

Tommy Lasorda's fingers are decadent and depraved

NOPE

Once seen, this cannot be unseen. You have been warned.

On Tuesday, Hall of Fame manager Tommy Lasorda tweeted out the above picture of himself with USC Trojans Athletic Director Pat Haden.

I would like you now, to please pay close attention to Tommy Lasorda's fingers. I'll wait.

WHAT IN THE

HOW DO

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT

Okay, okay. Take it easy, everyone. Breathe. Whew. Now then.

Note that Tommy Lasorda:

- was a pitcher

- this was his glove hand

Now further note that:

- each of his fingers appears to be addressing a different cameraman

- his ring finger has the fingernail on sideways

- he is awesome at pointing around corners

I say these things not to mock, nor to be ageist or anything else derogatory. This is merely your daily reminder that this is where we are ALL heading. One day you'll wake up and the tips of your fingers won't be on straight any more. The human body is a miracle. Just not always the good kind of miracle.

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