Have you ever wanted to purchase the kidney stone of a famous person? Did you ever want to know more about what a human being goes through to get it removed? Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban is probably talking to you with these tweets.
Kidney stones are no fun.If this one pops out in one piece I'm either going to get it bronzed or sell it on eBay #pukinglikeaftermyfirstbeer— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) December 18, 2012
Kidney stones are no joke..its good when im doubled over because that means its moving, right.. #twitterpaindistraction— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) December 19, 2012
I'd gladly trade this kidney stone for an alien probe..— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) December 19, 2012
Tell Em I'm doing this stone grandpa style.No really, .... #stuffyouthinktryingtopassakidneystone— Mark Cuban (@mcuban) December 19, 2012
By the way, this is my favorite name suggestion for Cuban's kidney stone. (And, of course, we hope Cuban feels better now).