Escapes up the ramp to high fives and cheers, of course, because an incredible feat had just been accomplished. It wasn't even Johnny Manziel!
Texas is not very good on football fields, but fans at its games apparently are. According to multiple Twitter reports, a green-clad fan at the Alamo Bowl broke onto the field, sprinted from one end zone to the other, did his best Desmond Howard, and vanished into the crowd before security could strike.
He was reportedly found and ejected, eventually.
The reaction from the game at the time:
Fan on the field at the Alamo Dome!— Patrick Truby (@PatrickTruby) December 30, 2012
Fan runs length of field, strikes Heisman in end zone, then jumps into stands for getaway. Looks like he got off clean! #Alamobowl— Kenny Ryan (@KDT_Kenny) December 30, 2012
Clothed Streaker! #alamobowl— Katy Phillips (@katyphillips) December 30, 2012
The streaker that just did the Heisman pose in the end zone >— Patrick Rodriguez(@_Patrick_55) December 30, 2012
That fan that just ran onto the field did the hiesman and got away from everyone is now my hero...— Marshall Roberts (@_Marshall_35) December 30, 2012
Longhorns longest gain on the night was from a fan who stormed the field. - ESPN broadcaster.lulz— Jonathan Reyes (@__JonathanReyes) December 30, 2012
Hahaha a guy ran all the way across the field with two minutes left to play! He was fully clothed though. #streaker..?— Lydia Parker (@LydiaParker123) December 30, 2012
I'm gonna go ahead and say the streaker was the hi lite of the first half#AlamoBowl— J. Stanton Morrow (@StantonMorrow) December 30, 2012
A fan took off running to the field n went 100 yds lmao nobody stopped him— Jonathan Gonzalez (@SpeedyGLZ89) December 30, 2012
Fan just ran length of field during timeout of the Alamo Bowl. Only guy wearing green and he got away with it! Great security! #alamobowl— Paul Brown (@PBrownYNN) December 30, 2012
Anyone know if that streaker has any eligibility left?— SReidmiller (@SReidmiller) December 30, 2012
Just saw a successful attempt of a fan running on to the field and posing in the end zone. #impressive— Morgan Munguia (@SoloMomo7) December 30, 2012
Best part of the Alamo Bowl streaker -- he was the only person in the stadium not wearing some shade of orange, and he still got away.— dan mccarney (@danmccarneysaen) December 30, 2012
Fan just went endzone to endzone untouched.Texas fails to tackle again as well as security guards.He even escaped the field. #VAB12— Gatrman96 (@Gatrman96) December 30, 2012
Fan ran on the field, sprinted a full 100 yards, hit his heisman, and got away. My year is complete. #FuckThePopo— Anthony Ramirez (@BudokaiJones) December 30, 2012
Is anyone gonna make a joke about that fan running all the way across the field while Texas defense is on the field??— Alex Stockwell (@alexrstockwell) December 30, 2012
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