What we're more concerned with, however, is the Mad Max-style wasteland that is visible through the tunnel there. In a scene straight out of Beyond Thunderdome, there's a padded bruiser with a weird gold hat and barricades set up so drifters can't get at the barbarians' horde of precious gasoline. Some things are about to happen in that tunnel, y'all. Things we may not be entirely comfortable with. Begone ye, glimpse of a horrific desert-themed postapocalyptic future. We're trying to watch football here.
/takes crossbow bolt in neck