The Twins are auctioning off a baseball signed by Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries. Oh.
Auctioneer: The bidding starts at $250.
People attending auction: ...
Auctioneer: Do I hear $250?
People Attending Auction: ...
Auctioneer: Surely, someone would like this piece of Americana ...
Mysterious Stranger with Glowing Red Eyes: I will offer one soul.
Auctioneer: Well, uh, we can only accept American dollars for this auction.
Mysterious Stranger with Glowing Red Eyes: I see. I will offer one soul and the blood of a goat born during the vernal equinox.