15. Wizards' Jan Vesely airballs free throw
2011-12 Washington Wizards season
The 2011-12 Washington Wizards season is a living monument to to the futility of action . and, ultimately, the devalued nature of existence . Its players are as chicken eggs, smashed against the windows of a high school principal's split-level home by a gang of wayward adolescents, its coaches the tuxedoed ghosts of a long-sunken riverboat, madly clanging the gurgling notes of a wretched concerto into the belly of a waterlogged grand piano, forever and ever until God is dead.
Man. The Wizards, man..
14. Virginia Tech wide receiver Danny Coale attempts to punt
List of punt attempts considered the worst
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Danny Coale, January 3rd, 2012
During the Sugar Bowl against Michigan, Virginia Tech wide receiver Danny Coale ran with the ball on a fake punt attempt before eventually deciding to attempt a quick-punt. It was unsuccessful.
Eduardo de Souza, August 17th, 1604
de Souza, a farmer in the inner plateau of the Spanish mainland, harvested broccoli from his land and brought it to his home, where he and his wife cooked paella with rabbit. After the children went to bed, de Souza stayed up writing and reading by candlelight until his eyes grew heavy, then he retired to bed himself. Throughout the entire evening, he was thousands of miles and hundreds of years removed from a football.
Hyung, full name unknown, ca. 8th century
Records from Korea's ancient Belhae province indicate a man named Hyung. He maintained a large estate, but little else is known about him, and archaeologists have yet to uncover evidence that he successfully punted a football.
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13. Mavericks' Rick Carlisle, Saints' Gregg Williams
Pout-kicking (colloquially known as a toe-tantrum, bein' a butthole, frowny-footin', bootin' bad, flippin' the leg-bird, cranky-calcitrarin', pout-puntin', or carryin' on) is a trend that originated in American sports in January of 2012. If a coach is dissatisfied with a particular play call or turn of events, he may kick a ball that is bouncing his way.
12. Arsène Wenger
Did you mean: lol you ain't got no pockets son!
11. Eli Manning
List of incidences thought to trigger Manningface
The following is a non-exhaustive list of situations that are believed to trigger some variety Manningface in one or both Mannings.
- Top half of rolling office chair detaches from bottom half when lifted
- Downloaded JPEG image of fir tree auto-saves in "deciduous tree" folder
- "With two-year agreement" text is noticed below "FREE PHONE"
- Twist-tie presumed missing (or stolen!)
- Post-"nailing picture frame hook into wall" malaise
- Slinky gets to third stair and then just stops
- Cloud stops looking like a log