In January, we witnessed a terrifying snowmobile bail-out, an abundant sample of Manningface, and the most perfect touchback of all time. Here, we witness these moments in GIF form and see them through the eyes of Wikipedia.
Feb 9, 2012 -
This is the talk page for discussing improvements to the Arian Foster article.
Someone keeps editing Foster's Wiki entry to state the following: "During the 2011 playoffs, Foster, who wears the same jersey number as Michael Jordan, paid tribute to 'Air Jordan' by celebrating with his famous 'Dream Shake.'" The Dream Shake refers to Hakeem Olajuwon's set of post moves, not Michael Jordan's. - User25284
IT WAS THE PATENTED MOVE OF MICHAEL "AIR" JORDAN. HE DID THE "DREAM SHAKE" AND TOOK HIS SOUL INSIDE OF THE HOLE. - MichaelJrordan
Are you the one who keeps editing this entry? - User25284
YES. I AM THE ALL TIME GREATEST WIKIPEDIA EDITOR. DO YOU WANT TO GAMBLE ABOUT IT - MichaelJrordan
It seems odd that Olajuwon and Jordan could even be confused. Olajuwon is the one who dominated the league while Jordan went off to play baseball and hit .185 or whatever. - User25284
MICHAEL JORDAN ONLY HIT .185 BECAUSE HIS STRIKE ZONE WAS THE SIZE OF A WOODCHUCK'S BUTT HOLE BECAUSE OF CONSPIRACY! HE WOULD OF HIT HOUSE RUNS IF OTHERWISE. - MichaelJrordan
PLUS!: MICHAEL JORDAN WOULD OF BEAT THE ROCKETS IN FOUR GAMES AND MADE THAT TALL DRINK FULL OF WATER LOOK LIKE A INANIMATE TELEPHONE POLE. FOLKS WOULD HAVE BEEN STAPLING "MISSING CHILD" POSTERS TO HIS PERSON WITH CRAIG EHLO'S BUTTER HAIRED FACE ON THEM. - MichaelJrordan
You're Michael Jordan, aren't you? "Michael Jrordan" is the most different nickname you could think of, isn't it? - User25284
NO - MichaelJrordan
YES - MichaelJrordan
I WIN GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR GAMBLES - MichaelJrordan
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A slam dunk is a type of basketball shot that is performed when a player jumps in the air and manually powers the ball downward through the basket with one or both hands over the rim. Over the years, the definition of this term has shifted somewhat to also include shots in which maybe the player didn't technically touch the rim with his hand, but I mean, it's still a dunk, okay?[citation needed] Like,[style?] he's throwing it down from above the rim, right? If you're[who?] going to not call it a slam dunk on technicality, you're just being a hater.
Or, I[who?] mean, if you want to, you can come up with a new name for it. If it's not a slam dunk, what is it? I bet you just want to call it a "field goal." Like it's freaking Nick Lowery up there or something. Anyway it's a dunk and you're being a stupid jerk and stop it.
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this[capitalization?] is gonna be great[citation needed]! I got m'snowmobile helmet[1] an' m'snowmobile outfit[2] an' m'snowmobile[3] an' everything[citation needed]! gonna ride m'snowmobile up this ol' hill an' really give these folks a show! all these folks 'cross th'country are gonna see m'neat snowmobile tricks too[4]! gee whiz[5]!
now i'm gonna do m'neat[citation needed] snowmobile trick! just gotta grab th'back o' thAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
AAH
I'MFLYINGTHROUGHTH'DING-DANGAIR[6]AN'ICAN'TDONOTHIN'BOUTIT[7]*BWOOOOSH*
whew! sure hope none o' those wikipedia wiseacres go back an' add notes to m'unfinished entry! hope they understand this poor ol' joejimmy was flyin' through th'air when i was writin' it! sure would be a lousy thing t'do[citation needed]!
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Griffin did touch the rim on that dunk.
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by Nick Petrilli on Feb 9, 2012 11:13 AM EST reply actions
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